piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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