playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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