i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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