My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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