whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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