U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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