Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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