All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
After last night, I could never be a politician.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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