How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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