quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
