ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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