I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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