we have officially lost it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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