It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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