I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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