I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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