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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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