Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
BRING THE BAGELS
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
