You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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