You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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