all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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