so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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