How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she pinky promised me she was 18
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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