So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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