On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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