We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Randomize
