and you said cock pushups were impossible
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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