stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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