I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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