Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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