Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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