If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I am mentally ready for anal.
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