we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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