He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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