is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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