I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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