didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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