Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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