are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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