evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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