We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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