I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just googled if crying burns calories
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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