no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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