Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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