I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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