Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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