The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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