no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My ass is underappreciated
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