Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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