FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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