I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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