what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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