god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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