I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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