Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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