this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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